We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Ketchup is God's man juice
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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