Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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