I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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