You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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