Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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