Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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