Dual....:-)
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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