Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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