haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Me. At least after what I've been through.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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