I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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