I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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