Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
