You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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