No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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