dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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