just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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