I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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