i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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