That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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