I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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