The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I am never drinking with the goths again.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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