Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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