my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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