I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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