So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm always down for nudity.
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