And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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