So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
