Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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