so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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