She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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