Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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