I think I am morally bankrupt
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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