: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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