am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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