Can i not drive my cunt home
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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