I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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