Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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