Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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