i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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