what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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