shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I think a kid would responsible me up
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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