I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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