I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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