Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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