I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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