My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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