five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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