She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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