Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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