Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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