come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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