You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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