I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize