i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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