to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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